stankonme

I have a bad case of scent schizophrenia. I realized this when trying to organize my dresser today. I don't often spray this stuff on me, but when I do, I need choices. I'm most joyfully affected by the smells of freshly-brewed coffee, bacon, and epoxy, but these would probably not be appreciated or understood by people with whom I might occupy an elevator. So, until society becomes more open-minded about how women smell, look, or breast-feed their babies, here's my acceptable selection.

Gardenia oil - Wore it on my wedding day...made everyone think the silk ones in my hair were real.

MISO Pretty - Looove the name and the smell, but wished the scent lasted longer than 5 minutes. A few months ago, I asked my stylist to cut my hair like the cartoon girl on the bottle. He did.

Angel - Love it. Can't afford it.

Chance - Definitely at the top. Smells like men's cologne, which I dig.

Escape (strategically hidden behind the MISO Pretty) - Used to wear until Matt told me it was his favorite.....because his first love wore it. Can't wear it out of principle alone.

The round disc thingy - a yummy "solid" scent purchased from one of Nikki's Pleasure Parties. Supposedly, it has pheromones in it. Of course, it doesn't say HUMAN pheromones. Hmmm.

Anybody have a "signature" scent? I'm fascinated by women who have that decision made. I can't even settle on a toothpaste brand.