breakfast, anyone?

The 21-day cleanse is over! It's shocking that I don't feel like indulging in piles of small animals or eating my way through 5 cheese logs and 3 key lime pies. I ate a small bowl of organic cereal with some soy milk. I did finish off my cleanse-free breakfast with a fudge bar, but I decided against the tequila. All in due time.

I may even do the cleanse for a week every month. Yep, it made me feel that good. A note to my friends: I promise that now you won't have to sit through as many lengthy discussions about food. At least not until they come out with a new flavor of Doritos or Skittles.